Terms of use

Who we are

Stop Being a Turd is a novelty gag service operated by Stop Being a Turd in Texas, USA. These terms apply when you use this website or place an order. If you do not agree, please do not use the service.

This is a joke, not a mess

We sell photo-style pictures of animal poop. You can send one as a printed card in the mail, as an email, or as a free shareable link that you text from your own phone. There is no real animal waste in anything we send. The service is meant for lighthearted jokes between people who can take one.

You are responsible for what you send

You are responsible for the message you write and for choosing the recipient. Do not use this service to harass, threaten, stalk, intimidate, or otherwise harm anyone. Do not send a card or email to someone who has asked you to stop, or who has already opted out. We may refuse, cancel, or refund an order that we believe breaks these terms or the law, and we may block senders who misuse the service.

We do not send texts to recipients. If you choose the shareable link, you are the one who forwards it from your own phone, and you are responsible for how you share it.

Recipient opt-out

Anyone can ask us not to mail or email a particular address by using the Block my address page. Once an address is on our block list, we will refuse new mail or email orders to that address. A link that someone texts from their own phone is under their control, not ours. Blocking does not stop a link that another person forwards. If someone asks you to stop, stop.

Refunds

• Email. Once we have sent the email, that purchase is not refundable. If we have not sent it yet (for example, because we cancel the order or the address is blocked), we will refund you.
• Mailed card. You can get a refund if we have not printed the card yet. After it is printed or handed to the mail service, we generally cannot refund the order, except where the law requires it or we made a mistake.
• Shareable link. This option is free, so there is nothing to refund.

If we refuse or cancel an order, we will refund any amount you paid for that order.

Prohibited content and use

You may not use this site to send, or try to send:

• Threats, harassment, stalking, or intimidation
• Anything illegal
• Sexual content involving minors, or any exploitation of children
• A card or email to someone who has opted out, or who has asked you to stop
• Content that infringes someone else's rights

We may refuse any message that, in our judgment, crosses the line. This service is for jokes in good faith, not for targeting children or anyone who cannot reasonably be expected to take the gag.

Sales tax

We collect sales tax based on the delivery address for the order, as required by law. For a mailed card, that is the recipient's mailing address. For other paid orders, that is the delivery or billing address you provide at checkout.

Limitation of liability

This is a gag product, provided as-is for entertainment. To the fullest extent allowed by law, Stop Being a Turd is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages, or for hurt feelings after a joke. Our total liability for a claim related to an order is limited to the amount you paid us for that order. Some states do not allow certain limits, so part of this section may not apply to you.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas, USA, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. If a dispute has to go to court, the state or federal courts located in Texas will have jurisdiction, except where the law gives you the right to a different venue.

Changes

We may update these terms from time to time. The date at the top will change when we do. If you keep using the site after an update, you are agreeing to the new terms.

Contact

Questions about these terms can be sent to the email below.